Drama (Llama?)

Many teenagers live for drama. Unfortunately, those of us who do not still have to deal with it constantly. I'm sick of it! Don't get me wrong. If I have a friend in crisis, I'm happy to be the shoulder to cry on. However, when a friend gives me some self-inflicted sob-story, I often want to punch her in the face.

Exhibit A:

Girl's boyfriend does not call like he said he would. He must not love her anymore!

Exhibit B:

Friend cancels plans to help get over boyfriend (see Exhibit A) because she's grounded. She's such a bitch.

Exhibit C:

Ohmygod! Teacher took points off because girl didn't do assignment. She was really busy texting asshole boyfriend (see Exhibit A) and bitching about friend who ditched her (see Exhibit A). Girl simply could not do the assignment. Teacher is such a sexist pervert.

I think I have made my point. Oh! If only, if only we could eliminate the drama.